Oh, and another time I was at my aunt and uncle’s/gran’s house and I was upstairs and playing with these Woody and Jesse Toy Story dolls and Woody was Jesse’s pimp. She didn’t get enough business and Woody ended up beating her and fucking her and when Woody was about to nut, my aunt, Pat, walks in the rooms and very deliberately takes the dolls away from me and says, “We don’t play those games here.” I was pissed off, but whatevs, I’m pervert.
Then later on I tried to steal some gummi snacks and she got reeeaaally pissed off and lectured me. Again, I was, like, nine. I was a weird kid.
so i used to make my myscene doll fuck a bratz boy doll who i renamed diego diego because i didn’t remember his actual name. they had this massive, soap opera of a plot line that involved deception and revenge and promiscuous sex and drugs and shit. i was, like, nine. go me.
