hi

welcometoassgard:

this is literally me about everything

doing the chores

hanging out with friends

hanging out with family

school

homework

stupid people

life

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fagsindubai:

i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that

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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

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ex-cuse-u:

so when i came out and told my mom i was gay my mom said she loved me anyway and then we heard my sister yell from the other room “can someone answer the phone” and my mom goes “what its not ringing” and she yells back “BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT” and my mom yelled at her

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youhaveheart:

angryintellectual:

textpostsrus:

The human body recreates itself every six months, nearly every cell and bone dies and is replaced.

You are not who you were last September.

And I’m still not ginger.

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